TIE HOPES ONE DAY TO GROW STRIPES
BE BIG AND STRONG LIKE ADULT TIE
MILWAUKEE A tie worn by TV anchor man Vince Vitrano, expressed desire to one day grow up and look more like the tie worn by TV weatherman Craig Koplien.
"Some day, when I get older," Vitrano's tie said, "I'm gonna look just like that tie."
In an interview outside the TODAY'S TMJ4 studio, where both ties appeared on television this morning, the Vitrano tie also stated it believes it's well on its way to achieving that goal.
"You can see it already," the tie offered. "My blue stripes are almost as big as that other tie. If I keep drinking my milk and eating my vegetables, the yellow stripes can't be far behind."
Reached for comment later, the Koplien tie said, "Whatever, kid."