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Vince Vitrano: Not For Broadcast

SICK KIDS UPDATE

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Somehow my children avoided getting Swine Flu this winter, but they did catch every other disease known to man!

Anybody else have a particularly bad year in the home illness department? My kids were sick all winter! I did get a couple good lines out of the ordeals, lately.

4 year old Ella, while up with a fever the other night, told me, "I saw germs on T.V. They're green, and they have hands. We don't like germs, do we dad?"

I don't know to which commercial she was referring, but she seemed a little spooked. I would be too if I took those "germs" renditions literally.

Then we have young Olivia (pictured) now 2 1/2. She was puking in bed all night. Ugly.

While I'm stripping the sheets, she's standing there (happy as ever too... since her tummy all of a sudden felt a lot better) examining the dirty blankets.

"Dad... is that my pasta?"

Yes, child. Unfortunately, it is.

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