PICK A THEME, DUDE
WHICH "GUY" DO YOU WANNA BE?
This gas station clerk this weekend was too much.
Early morning stop at the Super America... I mean... Speedway, or whatever they are now. The clerk had a real something going at 7AM. I wish I had a picture.
He's got a fedora style hat. He's got an electric blue suit vest. He's got a sucker.
I appreciate dude trying to mix it up a little, but you've got to pick a theme, guy.
Do you want to be hat guy?
Do you want to be vest guy?
Do you want to be guy with sucker?
I could get behind you being one of those guys... but just one at a time. Maybe be hat guy on Monday. Then you've got Tuesday off. Hat guy again on Wednesday, just in case people didn't see it Monday. Then, just when they're thinking you're hat guy... give 'em vest guy, no hat. Then you can be sucker guy both weekend days.
If you need one more day in the mix, you could try sunglasses inside guy. He's pretty cool.
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