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Vince Vitrano: Not For Broadcast

YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN...

2 SIGNS I'M BECOMING A LOSER

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I know I am old beyond my years.

I'm not wise beyond my years. That's different. No. I'm old beyond my years. I mean, I'm kind of a grumpy old man at 35. How did this happen?

Here are two sure signs I'm becoming a loser:

First off... few things will make me happier today than the fact that overnight storms brought about a half inch of rain to my lawn. Seriously. I can't think of much else that is likely to happen to me today that will make me as happy. That is lame, lame, lame.

Second... I'm seriously considering not going to see the Black Crowes Friday night. I've already got tickets, yet the prospect of getting some stuff done around the house and going to bed seems more attractive all the time. No babysitter yet... and its starting to feel like more trouble than its worth. Lame, lame, lame.

So I'm lame. Please watch anyway.

emails: vvitrano@todaystmj4.com

 

 

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