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Vince Vitrano: Not For Broadcast

MA'AM, THERE ARE CHICKENS IN YOUR HOUSE

GREAT LINE FROM NEWS RELEASE

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Police officers have a lot of great stories, and I bet they're laughing about this one in Sheb-Town today.

Sheboygan Police sent a news release. They busted up a cock-fighting operation. First of all, let me theorize that the City of Sheboygan is the market leader on stories of the strange. I mean, this town has more weird police stuff per capita than any community in our viewing area.

So the PD sends this news release about having found a cock fighting ring, cages, devices used for fighting... oh... and 5 roosters in the basement of a home. Apparently officers, upon discovering these things in the residence, approached the "occupant" who stated, "...that she was unaware of this occurring within the residence."

Really? Unaware? Ma'am, we just pulled live chickens out of your basement. I believe you're under arrest.

emails: vvitrano@todaystmj4.com

 

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