BRETT'S TRUCK IS FOR SALE
I'D LOVE TO DO THIS
I'd like to bid on Brett Favre's EBay offer.
Favre is selling his tricked out Ford F-150 on EBay. Apparently bids start at 35 Large. He's agreed to sign the dashboard, if the purchaser should so desire.
I would like to buy this truck.
Then I'd tell Favre, never mind... I can't buy the truck.
Then, after he's gone out and found other purchasers, I'd call him up and tell him I really, really, really want the truck.
Then he would agree, again, to sell it to me.
Then I would call again and tell him I've decided not to buy a truck after all.
Then I would buy someone else's truck.