LOCAL STUPID CRIMINAL STORIES
I'm generally against crime, but I do have a few tips for criminals.
I'm glad the guy I'm writing about wasn't smart enough to do it, but don't you think if you're going to knock off a bank you ought to try to conceal your identity? Guy walks into the Wells Fargo Bank with a gun, and claiming also to have a bomb. He made off with some cash. Security cameras captured his image. We ran it on the news. People saw it, recognized him, and called police. The guy was arrested that night. I mean, give yourself a chance guy!
Then we have Milwaukee police looking for a guy who robbed the Dollar Store. Again, I don't think anybody should be robbing any stores... but really guy? It's the Dollar Store! How much money do you think they have in there? I guess he didn't want to rob the 99 cent store. Too hard to carry around all that change.