SUZY SHOPS THE BARGAIN RACK
"HOW MUCH FOR THIS SUIT?"
Almost weekly (she says it's more like monthly) Susan makes me play this stupid game I call, "How much did I pay for this suit?"
Today's contest may have revealed the greatest clothing deal of all time!
"How much?" she asked this morning. "How much for the whole suit?"
"Anne Klein," she added. "Anne Klein suit... how much?"
Usually I offer some silly bids in this "Price is Right" style game. They're always way off, because the reason we're playing the game is because Susan got some great deal on an outfit.
So how much?
"5 dollars! 5 dollars off the bargain rack at TJ Maxx! Regular price $290! 5 dollars! 5 dollars!"
Actually, even I am impressed with that. I guess you do get the Maxx for the minimum at TJ Maxx. Nice.