I'M JUST SAYING...
There's nothing funny about a 14 year old girl getting shot, but there is a bit of irony.
A clerk at a corner store in the Central City is accused of shooting a teenager whom he thought was stealing from the store. She's okay, treated and released from the hospital. He's under arrest, likely facing charges of recklessly endangering safety.
The name of the store... wait for it... Friendly Foods.