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Vince Vitrano: Not For Broadcast

PACKER PLAYOFF JOKE

AT BEARS EXPENSE

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Got this joke from one of our friends at 620 WTMJ, Vicki Hollowell.

A man goes to the Chicago Bear ticket office and inquires about purchasing play-off tickets.  The ticket teller replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the Bears did not make it to the play-offs.

The following day the same man goes to the Chicago Bear ticket office and inquires about purchasing Bear play-off tickets.  The ticket teller politely replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the Bears did not make it to the play-offs.

This goes on for an entire week.

The man goes to the Bear ticket office inquiring about play-off tickets and the teller again tells him there are no tickets for sale because the Bears did not make it to the play-offs.

Another week of this goes by and the man still is asking the ticket teller about Bear play-off tickets.  Finally the ticket teller says in a loud voice . . .

I'VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THERE ARE NO TICKETS AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE BEARS DID NOT MAKE THE PLAY-OFFS.”

The man replied, “I know.  I drive all the way from Green Bay just to hear you say that!”

Nice.

emails: vvitrano@todaystmj4.com

 

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