HILARIOUS PACKER PRESS RELEASE
TEAM GETTING INTO WEATHER BUSINESS
Usually weather "advisories" are only issued by the National Weather Service, but the Green Bay Packers are getting in on it too.
The Packers are so big right now their PR staff is getting in the weather prediction business. Here's an excerpt from a news release they sent out yesterday:
"The Green Bay Packers Thursday issued a "Lambeau Shovel Advisory” for Friday morning, meaning a need to shovel out Lambeau Field may arise depending on the level of snowfall overnight."
Lambeau Shovel Advisory? Shovel Advisory? Nice.
The Packers are also issuing a Lambeau Traffic Advisory for Saturday, beginning 6 hours before game time.
The Packers are also issuing a Consumer Alert. They predict mass spending the Pro Shop in the coming days.
The Packers are also declaring a State of Pandemonium, regarding fans' excitement over Saturday's game.