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Vince Vitrano: Not For Broadcast

THEY'RE IN!

BEST APPLES EVER INVENTED

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Remember the Seinfeld where Kramer comes bustin' in and says to Jerry, "Well, they're in!"

Of course Jerry bites and asks what's in and Kramer replies, "Mackinaw peaches, Jerry. Mackinaw peaches!" He later adds in describing this scrumptious fruit only available for a short time each year, "It's like having a circus in your mouth."

Well, for me it's the Honeycrisp Apples. It's fall, and they're in.

I say best apples ever invented, because they were indeed invented. Here's a blurb from the official Honeycrisp website:

Honeycrisp Apples were developed at the University of Minnesota. Honeycrisp apple is a cross between Macoun apple and Honey Gold apples and is extraordinarily crisp and juicy with a wonderful aroma and flavor.

Totally agree on all fronts. You must try them. They're not cheap, but they're worth it.

I don't even like apples. I eat one a day, you know, because of the saying. Seriously. But I don't really like them. These are awesome.

It's funny, my father used to answer the question posed by my brother and me of, "What's for desert," with "A piece of fruit."

After we finished laughing at him, he would inform us, "Well... you gotta eat that ****."

Indeed. If it's a chore for you too, I recommend the Honeycrisp.

emails: vvitrano@todaystmj4.com

 

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