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Vince Vitrano: Not For Broadcast

SUSAN'S HUSBAND WANTS TO BE A EURO

GOLF OUTFIT JUST SILLY

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These two clowns put Al Czervick to shame. Seriously, I think Rodney looked better in Caddy Shack than Susan's husband did Sunday when we played golf together.

In part, he does it to embarrass me. He and buddy Marc Pelchat graced my friend Bradley and me with their presence over the last two weekends. Our foursome particpated in two competitive golf outings. Good times were had by all, but really dude, why with the outfit?

Actually, this picture here, Patrick (Susan's Husband) has his classy, fancy golf outfit on. That's him on the right. Note Marc's shorts though. He's the dude in the middle. That's my friend Bradley there on the left. He can always be counted on for a classy outfit. On this day, Pelchat mixing in those nutty looking shorts was as bad as it got. That was a preview of coming attractions. 

I don't have a picture from this week's outing, but I tell you I'd pay for one. Pelchat is wearing these loud, plaid pants that look like an old country quilt. Patrick is wearing yellow pants. I'm not kidding. Yellow Pants!

They both have these silly, Jesper Parnevick looking Euro belts. I mean these guys spent all week picking the clothes. What's funny, or perhaps tragic, is that these horrifying outfits cost more than my golf clubs.

Also tragic, both these guys have the game to back it. If you're going to dress like a freak, you better carry a pretty low handicap. Needless to say, I'm at least 15 strokes away from being able to dress like those two.

 

Patrick, incidentally, is about to go on a 2-week golf excursion to Ireland. They're going to love him over there. May I recommend Jesper's orange pants?

emails: vvitrano@todaystmj4.com

 

 

 

 

 

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