I Am The Stinger
Facebook Says So
When I'm on Facebook, I tell people I don't like to be poked. I don't want drinks sent to me. And I'm not into Mafia Wars.
Stupid trivia games like What classic WCW Wrestler are you?
I was hoping for the guy in the above photo. Animal of the Road Warriors, that was my favorite tag team of all time. Ric Flair, that would have been cool.
Somehow Facebook determined that I am Sting. A hero to children all over the South, and that I fight the good fight against Ric Flair and the evil Four Horsemen.
The comments from the peanut gallery, priceless: Matt Gille from Minneapolis asked me if I'm sure I wasn't Jerry Blackwell from Stone Mountain, Georgia...a guy who went 400 plus pounds!
Mike Hart asked, "you're not Disco Inferno?" Disco Inferno a Denny Terrio look alike that usually lost in 5 minutes.
Larry Steinborn hits me with the classic AWA jobber..."you mean you're not Scrap Iron Gadaski." Ol' Scrap Iron from my neck of the woods...Amery, Wisconsin...and true story, Ric Flair's first match was a 10-minute draw against Scrap Iron in my home town of Rice Lake!
Dylan Bolander hits me with "as long as you aren't Ole Anderson or Tom Zenk, you're ok in life."
And finally, old co-worker David Kmiecik hits me with the full chop to the chest...figures....we know I'm the real Nature Boy...WOOOO!!!!
To be the man, you gotta beat the man. Well done Diamond Dave.
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