Lance Allan: Sports Glance with Lance
I'm Ready To Brawl
A Retirement Gauntlet Match Awaits Me At Blizzard Brawl!
I'm the Undertaker of Blizzard Brawl. For those of you who don't follow pro wrestling, the Undertaker is undefeated at Wrestlemania. I'm 3-0 in Milwaukee's version of Wrestlemania, the annual Blizzard Brawl.
So this year, I'm billing this as my "retirement" match. It's my 4th go around in the ring, and in honor of that guy who wears number 4 who can't ever make up his mind if he's coming or going, I'll take the offseason to consider my future.
Since I'm undefeated, I met pro wrestler Al Snow at Romine's to go over a few fine points. I don't need to refine my skills...I'm a lean, mean, fighting machine. I'm the Gun Show. Step up and get your tickets.
But this year, it's a gauntlet match. Three different wrestlers, three different matches. Can I do it?
At least Al has me looking the part...hooking me up with Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake's old robe and tights. Click on the video link to see how ridiculous I look!
If you want to check out the show, just come on out to the Waukesha County Expo Center on Saturday night. Mayor Tom Barrett will proclaim it Bobby "The Brain" Heenan day, after the legendary manager. Wisconsin native Ken "Kennedy" Anderson will be in the main event. And I guarantee you'll be in for a good time.
Emails at lallan@todaystmj4.com
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