Lance Allan: Sports Glance with Lance
I THINK MY WIFE HAS HAD ENOUGH
I THINK EVERY MEMBER OF MY FAMILY'S IN TROUBLE!
You ever have one of those moments, where you just can't take it anymore? You snap? You've had it with everybody?
Well, I think my wife just hit that point...and that's why our twins Brendan and Ethan are hiding and laughing about the whole situation.
Yeah, it's great being the parents of two boys that are approaching the age of 4. Because at this stage, it's like somebody flipped a switch. They've totally turned into boys. They love tearing everything up. Whether its throwing all of the toys out of every container....spilling all of their tools out of their tool box or tearing every puzzle apart and tossing pieces all over the place, they can't get enough of it.
Case in point, it starts with the living room. After a few hours of play time, here's the damage the little buggers can create. Cars, toys, old phones, footballs...you name it thrown all over the house.
So in turn, my wife sends out this threatening e-mail to the grandparents and great-grandparents:
NO MORE TOYS not even the little $1.00 ones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Until the boyz learn how to clean up there will be no more...... I AM SERIOUS GRANDMAS!!!!!!!!!! ALL FOUR OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL TAKE DONATIONS AS PRESENTS TO BE GIVING TO THE MACC FUND and the kids will hand the check over themselves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or I will take $$$$$$ instead of toys because I ALWAYS am in need of clothes for the boyz in every season. They grow fast!!!!!!!!!
I AM DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like the special effect with the extra exclamation points...and I'm sure the MACC Fund would appreciate the donation, but I'm not sure if they'd want to be associated with this homeland security issue!
This right here is of course how the boys play Trivial Pursuit.
You should see Candyland, Chutes & Ladders and Kerplunk. It's equally as bad.
So now you know how we got to this photo.
Again, a direct quote from my wife:
That is a picture of two little boyz who are hiding because I am yelling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow Hon! I couldn't tell with all of those exclamation points!!!!!!!!!
It's a good thing we're on vacation this weekend. I'm thinking double trouble can trash somebody else's place for a change.
Emails at lallan@todaystmj4.com
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