Over the years, I've had this joke e-mailed to me about the Vikings...the Bears...and even the Cowboys.
Well, now the Packers are the subject of it...so enjoy!
Green Bay Packers football practice was delayed nearly two hours yesterday after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach, Mike McCarthy, immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line.
Practice was resumed today after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
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