HERE WE GO AGAIN
BACK IN THE RING
If I can quote AC/DC, it's time to get back in the ring...to take another swing!
After my first Blizzard Brawl, when Doink the Clown beat the &*^&@! out of me for 14 of a possible 15 minute match...I said I lived a dream, crossed something off my bucket/to do list, but I'm going to put my my jaw back in line, get the hand print off my chest, let the softball sized blood blister on my arm heal, and get back to life as a non-athlete.
And just like the famous line from Al Pacino in the Godfather....just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!
So along comes Blizzard Brawl, and I'm in a tag match...less wear and tear, but still a beat down. Yeah, what's supposed to be 3 on 3 with myself, Scotty 2 Hottie and Brian Christopher turns into a handicap match when Brian decides not to put his goggles on and fly into Milwaukee. Thank goodness all 400 plus pounds of Haystacks Ross came in to save the day, and lift me up to splash my way to victory.
And here we are...is the third time the charm? You know it is. You think some big headed freak like Steve "Sparky" Fifer, and his head toting freak partner in Al Snow, can break my undefeated streak? I'm like the Undertaker at Wrestlemania...or Great Lakes Championship Wrestling's version of Goldberg...I'm undefeated and can't be beat!
So, if you want a good laugh, hear me talk a little smack, and watch true pros like Jerry "The King" Lawler, Kevin Nash, and Road Dogg Jesse James in action...come on out to the Waukesha County Expo Center on Friday night. Bell time 7:30 for Blizzard Brawl 4, or check out blizzardbrawl.com. Friday night, it's on like Donkey Kong!
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