Man, I Get Some Weird E-Mails
When I Take A Full Weekend Off
I still remember back in college, one of my good friends and I decided to sign one of my other friends up for bedwetting information in the mail.
Joke snail mail, the forerunner to the spam that now gets caught up in the Today's TMJ4 filter.
I have a feeling maybe some of you in cyberland signed me up for some of this, but I thought I'd give you a little taste of what I cleaned out of my mailbox this morning:
Pursue an online doctorate. I'd need to pursue an online or offline Master's degree first.
Get behind the lens. Are they trying to tell me something? On second thought, don't answer that!
Flattering women's clothing. Last I checked, I'm not a cross dresser.
Relationship help? Meet Russian women here. Somehow, I maybe my wife would approve of the first part. The second part, not so much.
And that's not including EBay sales, job offers and you guessed it...male enhancement products. Thanks for all the tips, everyone.
Emails at email@example.com