More Great Ones From Gail
And Now I Might Get Sued!
I've had numerous questions about the blog post from last week involving a "crazed" Vikings/Brett Favre fan named Gail, who sends me about 5 profanity-laced e-mails a week. And for your reading pleasure, I have more! Even though I'm threatened with a lawsuit...but somehow, I think I'll be ok. If you want to refresh your memory, check this out: http://www.todaystmj4.com/bloggers/lanceallan/108853824.html
Remember one of the last notes I received from her was this gem:
5 Minutes later, on 10/31/10: Tavaris, Brett, the Loch Ness Monster. It doesn't matter, the Vikes will destroy your beloved Packers next time.
And on 11/18/10, this classic: The Vikes may kick you and the Cheese-brains you pander to out of the dome onto your fat (bleeps). Do Illinois and Minnesota residents walk around with inferioirty complexes? No, because they have Chicago and Minneapolis to be proud of? What have you got?
Ed Guin and Jefrey Dahmer (sic).
You see, I'm dealing with someone who can't spell Gein or Jeffrey.
Please be aware that I have blocked your email address because I consider your attacks threatening and consitute stalking. As I work for a law firm, I will use the full extent of the law to protect myself.
I guess only I can be threatened. And I'm pretty sure a legal consultant would spell it "constitute." Somehow I'm thinking the closest ol' Gail has been to a "law firm" is the county jail.
But since I received that one, I haven't e-mailed. Earlier, when I explained that my Dad used to race, and I am a fan, I did get this:
Did your famous daddy ever win 5 NASCAR Cup championsips? You two-faced (bleep) kissing phony! You would not know a champion if one knocked that grin off your face permanently.
Oh, was there a football game between two losers? Who gives a (bleep).
This might be my favorite. It seems like knocking that grin off your face comes up quite a bit, as does swearing. I've always felt people that swear and use "f" bombs all the time, really aren't that smart and in control, since they can't manage their tongue.
But the best is a football game between two losers. Isn't this how this whole colossal waste of time started, talking about Favre, the Vikes, and her distaste for anything to do with Wisconsin?
I don't drink. I might have to start.
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