"Nuts in My Pants"
Twin Twins Stories That Are Classics
First, Brendan was explaining in a show how the mom danced a lot to get the dad to love her. Brendan asks me "Mom what did you do to get dad to love you??" Laughing again at this question I think back to the fabulous Fri night I met Lance then to our first date that Mon...said "I didn't have to do anything...he loved me right away!" Then Brendan said..."Then you had babies?" Umm NO! Not for a long time!
And then Ethan tops that one. ......."Mom I have two nuts in my pants!" I say laughing..."You sure do bud!" Then he says.........."They are perfect ones." While he is digging in his pocket, I remember on the bike ride we went on earlier he stopped to pick up a two perfect acorns and put them in his pants!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha..........5 is a great age!!!!!!!
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