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"Nuts in My Pants"

Twin Twins Stories That Are Classics

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o    Most of you know that I have identical twin boys.  Some of you might know that they will be be 5 next week.  But since I work nights, I get to hear classic stories like this from my wife when I get home.

First, Brendan was explaining in a show how the mom danced a lot to get the dad to love her. Brendan asks me "Mom what did you do to get dad to love you??" Laughing again at this question I think back to the fabulous Fri night I met Lance then to our first date that Mon...said "I didn't have to do anything...he loved me right away!" Then Brendan said..."Then you had babies?" Umm NO! Not for a long time!

And then Ethan tops that one.    ......."Mom I have two nuts in my pants!" I say laughing..."You sure do bud!" Then he says.........."They are perfect ones." While he is digging in his pocket, I remember on the bike ride we went on earlier he stopped to pick up a two perfect acorns and put them in his pants!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha..........5 is a great age!!!!!!!

So there, I bored you with stories about my kids.  I try to only do it when funny or appropriate, so feel free to share yours with me at lallan@todaystmj4.com

 

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