I know what the secret is...don't eat!
Many are picking on me and telling me to turn in my man card, but I was not impressed with the Victoria Secret Fashion Show last night.
I love this show for the decorative wings and music (wink, wink)..gets me into the holiday spirit every year. However, most of the new Angels need to go and on the way home stop at a Old Country Buffet and gain a few (or 20) pounds. You could see every bone in one of the girls...gross!
Maroon 5 performed and Adam Levine looked chubby next to these stick figures. Kayne, Jay Z and Nicki Minaj stole the show.