I received a news release the other day, the kind that make you go, hmmmm.....

$75,000 Awarded to Fight Gay Youth Homelessness

Could there be a more targeted effort? So let me get this right... if you're gay and homeless, but not a youth, you need not apply. If you're young and homeless, but not gay, you need not apply. If you're young and gay, but have a place to stay... well... anyway.

What will it take to beat that?

$100,000 Awarded to Fight Asthma in young, left handed, near-sighted males born on Tuesdays

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