Oconomowoc... a guy breaks into another guy's apartment to rescue whom he believes is a damsel in distress. It turns out his neighbor was not abusing a woman as the intruder thought. He was watching porn with the volume up a little too loud.

Fantastic story!

We could spend hours snickering at those details alone. The strangest aspect, however is not the fact that intruder shows up wielding a 3-foot long sword. Who has a sword? Even then, what sword owner thinks he may actually employ it as a viable weapon?

No. The strangest aspect of this story is that porn watcher guy agrees to do an interview with our Heather Shannon!

Look, we survive based on people's willingness to do interviews with us, so I'm all for it buddy. I just can't believe it. A nice looking lady TV reporter knocks on your door and says, "Hey... how about you come on the top rated television newscast in the State and tell everybody how you were up here watching porn all day." And you do it!

I have to think the response from 98.7 percent of the rest of us here in Southeast Wisconsin would have been, "Creak... slam!"

The guy was hardly reluctant... in fact proudly states he'll continue watching porn, just at a lower volume or with use of headphones.

Nice.