I wonder if he thought it would make his car go faster?

Got this story from the Associated Press this morning: SAN JOSE, Calif. - A drunken man broke into a small airport and tried to fill up his car's gas tank with jet fuel, police said. Police arrested the man, 20, on Sunday night for driving while intoxicated and attempted theft.

Can you just see this dude thinking... well I'm running late. Maybe if I fill up with jet fuel, I can make up some time. I'll just hit the afterburner and drive 238 MPH. Yeeeow!

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