Sometimes, it's not that easy being a television anchor. The story of the man's you-know-what being super glued by his wife and his three mistresses is sure to hit the national news this week. It happened outside of Green Bay. I have to admit, I grappled with the delivery of this story. Should I make a joke, laugh, or react with some silly pun or just play it straight. In the end, I chose the safe route. I played it straight because the man was physically hurt. But I am curious, what would you have done? I look forward to hearing from you. In case you missed the story, here is the AP version: ----- STOCKBRIDGE, Wis. (AP) -- Four Wisconsin women are accused of tying up and assaulting a married man after allegedly finding out he was romantically involved with three of them. The women are each charged with being party to false imprisonment, a felony with a maximum prison term of six years. One is charged with fourth-degree sexual assault. Calumet County prosecutors say 48-year-old Therese A. Ziemann of Menasha lured the man to a Stockbridge motel last Thursday. Prosecutors say she was soon joined by 43-year-old Michelle Belliveau of Neenah, 43-year-old Wendy L. Sewell of Kaukauna and the man's wife. Authorities say Ziemann punched the man in the face and glued his penis to his stomach. The Associated Press is not naming the victim's wife to protect the man's identity as a victim of sexual assault. The women are free on $200 cash bails. Investigators say Belliveau was not romantically involved with the man. ------ Information from: WBAY-TV, http://www.wbay.com and The Post-Crescent, http://www.postcrescent.com (Copyright 2009 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)