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Sports Glance With LancePee Your Pants?By Lance AllanTwo unbelievable things I stumbled into, just to show that Brewers Fever is now making people break out in hives and not think clearly.
Somehow, he's convinced 420 other people to sign on for this, including Ricky Bones II, Funky McNasty, and Jesus. Maybe this season will truly turn into a miracle, if the Lord Almighty is involved. As for me, I'm not signing up...I'll just keep wearing my adult diapers, thank you.
That means a lot of people are jumping on them, thinking they're a good bet.
Somebody slap me...is this real? Emails always welcome at lallan@todaystmj4.com |
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One, is peeyourpantsforthebrewers.com. Folks, I can't make up stuff this rich. Apparently, a young man born in July 1982 doesn't remember the World Series, and he's so giddy that he's willing to guarantee he'll pee his pants, if the Brewers make the playoffs.
Now the second thing...I did a little research, and did you realize that the Brewers were 30 to 1 to win the World Series back when Spring Training started in February. And now, they're 8-1.
Yes, the usual suspects like the Yanks, Mets, Red Sox and Tigers have better odds, but can you believe the Indians, White Sox and Twins are longer long shots than the Crew?
