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By Craig Koplien (WTMJ)

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I'll spare you a long, blow-by-blow break-down on the Packers-Vikings game Monday Night.

Still, 2 days after the outcome, there are still a few words about the game that are bouncing around in my head. Thought I'd share...then use them in a sentence. 

Here we go: 

Dismantled:  As in, the Vikings completely dismantled the Packers.

Shambles:  As in, the Packers offensive line is in a shambles.

Shambles (2):  As in, the Packers safety position is in a shambles too.

Never:  As in, never before has a 7-point loss felt so much like a 35-point loss.

Spectacular:  As in, Brett Favre was spectacular.

Perfect:  As in, Favre was darn near perfect.

Fantastic:  As in, Aaron Rodgers was fantastic.  In between getting pummeled from all sides, he was just as good as Favre.

Same as:  As in, if Rodgers had the quality of players around him that Favre did, his results would have been the same as Favre's.

Blitz:  As in, guess the Packers decided not to blitz Favre.

Blitz (2):  As in, guess deciding not to blitz Favre didn't work out so well.

Best:  As in, besides Rodgers, the Packers best player is Charles Woodson.  And he's also nearly the oldest.

Penalties: As in, are you (bleeping) kidding me with all the penalties on the Packers?

Penalties (2):  As in, there's no (bleeping) way the Packers committed all of those penalties while the Vikings were only called for 2 in the whole game.

Outclassed:  As in, Viking Jared Allen outclassed Packer Left Guard-turned-Left Tackle Darren Colledge.

Destroyed:  As in, Viking Jared Allen destroyed Packer 3rd-string Left Tackle T.J. Lang.

ACL:  As in, the way he went down, there was no doubt in my mind that Will Blackmon had blown out his ACL (anterior cruciate ligament) and was done for the season.

Invisible:  As in, Greg Jennings was darn-near invisible for the 4th straight game.

Invisible (2):  As in, A.J. Hawk was darn-near invisible too.

Emerging:  As in, appears Jermichael Finely is emerging as a force in the passing game.

Super Bowl:  As in,
if the Vikings play every game the rest of the season the way they played on Monday Night, they will win the Super Bowl.